Is the real reason we don't have a gay car wash in Orlando because Orlando hates gay people, or because there isn't enough business to support it? You be the deciding factor this Friday in a Buckethead-sponsored event hilariously titled "Flames vs Dames."
This Friday 6/26 starting at 11am and ending at 2:30p THE BS presents Flames vs Dames Car Wash!! Stop by Rachel's in Casselberry 401 Semoran Blvd Casselberry (407) 767-2977 and get your car washed. No set price you decide how much you'd like to donate. Now, you pick...go to the buff gay dudes in the back of Rachel's or go to the hot bikini chicks in the front of Rachel's.
Why is this happening? Gay Scaric called into the show with the observation that there aren't any gay car washes in town...Buckethead said it's because no one would go. And so the bet is made and here we are. The team with the most money will win. All the money will be going to the Ocasio family and to Equusearch to continue the search for our friend Tracy Ocasio.